Oh, hello.

I have to admit, I've been slacking on this blogging business. I probably would have let another whole week go by if an old friend of mine hadn't mentioned this to me today. I know you all would have been devastated. We can't have that now, can we?
I have been quite the cliche housewife this week, but I promise, it's not all my fault. My LO (that's an abbreviation for "little one", as in my kid, for all of those who are not hip to internet lingo) has been very clingy this past week. She's been all like, "Waaah, I need a bottle. Waaah, I need a clean diaper. Waaah! I want my mommy!" Jeez, what does she think she is? A baby or something? Sheesh.
So, while I've been fulfilling the mommyhood aspect of being a housewife, I've been watching Prison Break on Netflix. Talk about addicting! I can't stop watching this show. It just keeps me on edge, and let's be honest, the eyecandy ain't bad, either. Instead of cleaning and whatnot during baby's nap time, I've been watching episode after episode while remaining in my pajamas all hours of the day. OH SNAP! Dude just put a gun to Scolfield's head and tied him to a chair! But OH SNAP! Fernando came to the rescue. Man, that was close.
What was I saying? Oh, so me as a housewife this week= fail. I got a sink full of dishes from last night, the Foreman grill needs to be wiped down, laundry has to be done, floor has to be mopped, bathrooms have to be cleaned, I have to go food shopping like a boss, and guess what? Those rooms I said I was going to try to clear out by March 5th...still completely cluttered and time is just ticking by. Oops.
On a more positive note, I joined the local gym. Baby weight has been dropping like a mofo. I lost 30lbs in 2 1/2 months. Diet and exercising regularly. Who knew? Pretty soon, I'll be back to my old "hot" self, and maybe even become classified as a MILF! What up!
Anywho, The baby is napping right now...I should probably make myself productive. Just as soon as this episode of Prison Break is over. I swear. Oh, and I am getting dressed today. Really, I am.
I promise I will post a more interesting blog later. I'm sure I'll have more gripes about society. OH, SERIOUSLY! They're just gonna end this episode like that? Come on, Prison Break. I have stuff to do! Maybe just...one...more...episode...?